first contact: online chat with Van

Van:  Thanks. Do you watch The Walking Dead. I love those boots btw.

Nov 18, 2013 – 5:55pm

Van:  I’ll hold the homeless person down while you step on them. Just buy something with a heel.

Nov 18, 2013 – 5:59pm

Rida:  yeah i watch walking dead, was good epi last nite. heels would be good for smashing soft walker skulls.

Nov 18, 2013 – 6:08pm

Van:  Ummm that would be HOT. I like this season better than last. They’re defiantly developing the characters more.

Nov 18, 2013 – 7:40pm

Rida:  if only they could give Rick a spine, that would be nice. i was pissed he kicked Carol out of the group. rick (andrew lincoln) is also in Strikeback: Origins. i don’t care for him there either. i wonder if on WD, if the gov’nor has changed. i wanted him dead, but the new Brian had redeeming qualities.

Nov 18, 2013 – 7:47pm

Van:  Agreed on several points. I really try to like Rick…however he makes many decisions that piss me off. However as I analyze it…I guess it’s part of good writing. If you made every decision correct…it would be boring. I think when Carol returns she will see Daryl and Mishone are a couple. I didn’t agree with Carol either. I understand the thought process but I would’ve at least let them change first…in a locked cell. The character development reminds me of Lost…nobody is all good or evil. At first I thought the Governor was feeding the zombies and slowly dwindling the prisons resources…now I’m not so sure. Anyway I’d love to chat. (#given)

Nov 18, 2013 – 8:08pm

Rida:  that half-retarded girl is feeding the walkers. she sees them as pets. i’m on Team Carol, an ounce of prevention is worth a lb of cure. she probably did wait as long as she could, they were infectious. it’s a moot point now since the fences are almost gone along with most of the prison pop. Daryl could have any chick he wants with that redneck sex appeal he’s got going. i liked Lost until they turned the whole thing into a dream before death story. i was so pissed. i’ll have to hold off calling for now. i have to write an entry for my blog. and no, i can’t share my site. it’s private:)

Nov 18, 2013 – 8:21pm

Van:  Roflmao I think the half retarded girl is doing it also BUT that’s such an EASY guess…they’ve got to do better. Yes LOST me also. I’d have kept Carol and said goodbye Tyree. He’s a liability. I’m also enjoying Game of Thrones. Anyway call whenever you like.

Nov 18, 2013 – 8:35pm

Rida:  you had to go to Games of Thrones. stop killing the Starks!!!!! who’s left but the bastard Snow and the boy/girl.

Nov 18, 2013 – 8:36pm

Van:  I’m yours….

Nov 18, 2013 – 8:52pm

Van:  That dumb ass snow letting her shoot his ass with arrows.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:06pm

Rida:  haha. but they had such a passionate love affair. he accepted the arrows as penance for breaking her heart, arrows (cupid), well that’s my take of it. guess i’m a romantic, just don’t buy me a bow n arrow:) or a sharp set of knives.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:09pm

Van:  Damn maybe a slap on the face…but to take a few arrows…a tad extreme. Did you know they dated in real life and just recently broke up.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:17pm

Rida:  all of the actors sample the product. it’s a working hazard.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:18pm

Van:  Roflmao. You’re hilarious. Sample the product.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:31pm

Rida:  it’s true. it’s the only profession where you can cheat on your partner on camera, in front of witnesses and it’s ok, “we’re just acting.” a dentist can’t do that.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:37pm

Van:  Hmmmm maybe I should’ve been an actor, but I guess with consent it’s not cheating. Dentists just get all freaky after you get the gas. Also your view on Snows penance was very astute.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:41pm

Rida:  and your view on consent vs no consent due to gas was kinda creepy, in a way only someone like me would find very funny.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:45pm

Van:  Lmao. YES I guess it could be. However I’m the one that likes being tied up….anyway I’m sooooo glad you found it amusing rather than creepy.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:50pm

Rida:  hahaha. that’s me. i’m so used to getting the “what’s wrong with her?” stare since i say so many dark, dry humorous things that only a nerd/geek would get.

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:52pm

Van:  You really don’t look like a nerd. Those boots and legs…no nerd has such

Nov 18, 2013 – 9:58pm

Rida:  don’t judge a book by its cover:)

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:02pm

Van:  No problem. Are you done blogging?

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:03pm

Van:  Which is against the rules…you can’t bring it up…then be secretive. Are you working for NSA?

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:08pm

Rida:  yeah. you caught me:) i am so transparent. and yes. i am still blogging in between writing you. i was going to turn it into a gory piece where the female devours the male, but i will make it a love poem.

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:09pm

Van:  If the characters are Mantids…it could be both.

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:15pm

Rida:  it’s not a mantid. (said in arnold swarz’s voice in kindergarten cop, “it’s not a tumor!”

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:18pm

Van:  I’ll use my best Capt Kirk voice…”phasers on stun”

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:25pm

Rida:  i’ll use my picard and ‘make it so’

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:25pm

Van:  In my ready room number one

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:29pm

Rida:  engage.

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:31pm

Van:  You are incredible!!! Make it so.

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:34pm

Rida:  why don’t i call you and read you my short poem, then end this chat. whats your # again?

Nov 18, 2013 – 10:35pm

Van: (#given again) Van

ps: at which point we talked over the phone until 1am. we are planning a date for friday. fingers crossed. happythankyoumoreplease:)