The 20 Minute Morning Routine Guaranteed to Phuck up Your Day! Excellent.

A. Wake up twenty minutes before you have to leave house.

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B. Discover you won’t have hot water available until noon.

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C. Finally get on road only to be greeted by bumper to bumper traffic.

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D. Arrive at work late and find out it’s performance review day.

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E.  Realize that at least it’s Friday!!!

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