a VAGINA is a terrible thing to waste

a Vagina is a terrible thing to waste
for it is a fantastical place
so exquisite to ride
once you glide inside
but please do not come in hAste

to Gain entrance press the magic doorbell
you must search, it is hidden quite well
keep searching, it’s near
you’ve got it, rIght there
oh the anticipation is heaven aNd hell

take your time inside for sweet rapture awaits
recall it’s the tortoise who wins the race
what A delicious sin
please do it again
for a vagina is a terrible thing to waste