No stars for you!


Dear Trip Advisor:

When you rated this hotel as the epicenter of live music you forgot to mention your definition of live. Just because the musicians happen to be breathing does not qualify as live. Yes, I am sure papa Geppetto and son are a great hit with the 50 and over post-menopausal-cougar-how Stella got her groove back-crowd, but for a hot pack of hotties on Spring Break, this hotel was an epic FAIL! A week after we got back on campus someone sent me a box of Geritol and some Depends. So thanks Trip Advisor for ruining my life.

photo credit: Bjรถrn Rudberg