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  • ContactRida 4:59 am on February 14, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: George Clooney, Matt Damon, phallic, snow man, The Monuments Men, , Valentine's Day   

    uncut monuments ‘snow’men 

    2014-02-14 03.21.40 2014-02-14 03.22.08 2014-02-14 03.26.05 2014-02-14 03.26.102014-02-14 03.21.40 2014-02-14 03.22.18

    This is what happens when one mixes sangria with meds. If anyone has George Clooney’s number, please send it my way. And remember, a vagina is a terrible thing to waste…  Happy Valentine’s Day playah!

     

     
    • Ye Pirate 10:01 am on February 26, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t even know what made me think ‘fetish’ was a good thing to click on! Now I’m even less sure!

    • ContactRida 5:53 am on February 15, 2014 Permalink | Reply

    • T. Dawn 12:55 pm on February 14, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      That’s just not right. So damn funny though!!

      • ContactRida 5:50 am on February 15, 2014 Permalink | Reply

        so yes. it is possible to drunk post:) i guess people don’t like huge white balls in their face. i was expecting more Likes, LOL!

        i thought of you today. a girl (30s) at work is leaving, again. she decided after returning from maternity leave, that being at work full-time while daycare raised her baby was not for her. her eyes were like saucers when she described watching her baby grow up. she never lit up when she talked about work. i never saw her smile at work except for today, her last day, and on valentine’s day:) and she was so super nice to me, which she never was before, and we had a real conversation that didn’t involve her correcting yet another newbie mistake of mine:) so more power to the SAHMs!!! so it is true! when Momma’s happy, everybody’s happy:)

        • T. Dawn 7:30 am on February 15, 2014 Permalink | Reply

          Yes ma’am! It’s very strange how that happens. I never saw it coming. Thanks for sharing that with me 🙂

          And I’m shocked people didn’t find he balls as funny as I did. It hard for me not to laugh when I see balls…especially big ones. Attach them to a snow penis and I am on the floor laughing!

  • ContactRida 5:05 am on January 30, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: apollonia, dirty award, nasty girl, sex shooter, , vanity 6   

    I'm a nasty girl shooting love in your direction 

    dirtyaward

    Thank you Matthew for shooting me this Dirty Award:
    http://matthewalanbennett.com/dirty/
    You would be hard pressed finding a nastier girl.
    I would like to thank the 80’s for creating my unique brand of classy sexy…

     
  • ContactRida 6:28 am on January 17, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: justify my love, lips, love button, madonna, magic carpet ride, , tease,   

    a VAGINA is a terrible thing to waste 

    a Vagina is a terrible thing to waste
    for it is a fantastical place
    so exquisite to ride
    once you glide inside
    but please do not come in hAste

    to Gain entrance press the magic doorbell
    you must search, it is hidden quite well
    keep searching, it’s near
    you’ve got it, rIght there
    oh the anticipation is heaven aNd hell

    take your time inside for sweet rapture awaits
    recall it’s the tortoise who wins the race
    what A delicious sin
    please do it again
    for a vagina is a terrible thing to waste

     
  • ContactRida 5:39 am on January 8, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Domina, Domination, electic shock, fetish, kink, pleasure torture, sadism, SMBD, Submission, violet wand   

    Shock Therapy Domina (your input needed) 

    lightning

     

    I’ve been ‘toying’ around with the idea of buying a Violet Wand (http://violetwand.com/) and accompanying gadgets to have a side business of pleasure shock therapy for men (i don’t think females are into this – but i did it once and it was nice seeing how high a current i could receive; long story short, the bitch burned my arm:).

    Nothing sexual on my part, just giving tolerated jolts of electricity to those who desire it. Am I crazy for thinking about this? Is there a market for it in the tri-state area of PA/NJ/DE? Should I include temporary piercings (i also had that done to my back; i’ve done a lot of creepy shit for grins and giggles – i’m very open minded that way – don’t hate:).

    corset-piercing-1

    Let me know what you think or have experienced.

     

     
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